Gerty, is there someone else in the room?
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- massive neckbeard powernerd finally gets AI girl of his dreams in a convenient sexbot body. ps she’s titanium and he has brittle bones. the sex is probably great though.
- hairy canadian cockblocked by death; finally eats steak sandwiches with on again dead again on again lover on the citadel. they make love but keep their undies on.
- mage with a cause waits three years to make a move, pants while kissing, and asks love of his life to pick up materials for illegal poop bomb on second date.
- traumatized slave laughs awkwardly at sexually aggressive banter with socially dense up-and-comer, throws wine bottles, grows mushrooms in carpet.
- can it wait? he’s in the middle of some calibrations.
- horndog assassin elf in leather skirt fails to kill target, pick locks, or not fall in love, all while sounding like animated puss in boots.
- meathead sweats on chin-up bar, realizes he likes grizzly bears. that way.
- beardless dwarf lies to everyone but his shiny crossbow, lavishes love licks on her lusty lathe.
Stupid. Naive. Should have had shields up. Trust. Trusted Shepard. Not sure if hate. Has different perspective—lives longer than me, expects to deal with consequences of Krogan resurgence. Irrelevant; Wrex and Eve remarkable leaders, second rebellion unlikely. Maybe wrong? Trust Wrex as much as Shepard; wrong on that account.
Trauma typical of bullet wounds. Large caliber round, high velocity, initial pressure wave disrupts surrounding tissue, organs. Blood loss extensive. Shock dulls pain response. Prognosis…good. Prognosis good, can still make it, can still save cure, save Krogan. Scientist, but also former STG. Had horn ripped off; survived. Will survive this. Long enough, anyway. Must. Calcium, thulium bicarbonate—familar. Why? Seashells! Of course, seashells. Why seashells now? Focus!
Blood levels still dropping. Still within acceptable ranges. Cannot lose as much blood as krogan, or even human or turian. So many studies. Loved them all. Scientist salarian. Strangely miss singing. Fun on children’s shows; informative, enlightening, teaching new generations. Wish I had done it more. Wish many things. Should have experimented more during sexual intercourse with powerful biotic. Possibilities! Not sure she remembers me. Should have seen Elcor rendition of Hamlet; agonizingly slow, but culturally significant performance through perspective of different species! Exciting.
Blood loss catastrophic now. Doors opening, must focus—console! Temperature variance will destroy cure! No. No, no, no! Not yet! No seashells! My responsibility. No, not yet, not now, not ready! Can’t walk, can still crawl! Must! One hand, now the other—so close, so close! Not yet! Dispersal imminent, must intervene!
No. No, no.
Tired. Seashells sound good at the moment.
no
The Real Mass Effect
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i did this one when i was mad about painting and wanted to just ink a flat color something lol
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For some reason this totally made me go
Awww….
Psst… I know why. (Because it’s adorable)
20 pics of renegade Sheploo - #01
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dunder mifflies
little comic i made because i cannot get enough of EDI the fangirl
(Source: talinarrayya)
Was watching Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, when suddenly… - Imgur
HOLY FUCK
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
